Darrell was raised on the war-torn streets of Russia. He worked in Moscow as a sewer-sucker-picker-upper to earn his passage to the West and freedom. He speaks fluent English and, due to trauma, cannot remember a word of Japanese or German. His favorite author is Hulk Hogan and he enjoys walks on the moon since his abduction.

Just Kidding. He totally remembers the Japanese.

P.S. Darrell is on the right. That’s his other brother Darrell on the left.